LEVITICUS 9 | God Shows Up After More Cattle-Slittin'

Aaron and his sons allegedly survived the chill-out-here-at-the-tentmoot ordeal, 'cause eight days later Moses called them and brought them to the elders of Israel.  They proceeded to slaughter more animals for offerings.

Despite having been--per the information in the previous chapter--completely cool with God due to the original offering, Aaron slaughtered a calf as a sin offering for himself (which I guess is called a just-in-case offering or something).
...it's been eight days, man.  I'd better slit some cattle just in case.
There were more offerings and there was more blood-splattering and a peace offering and all that.  God decided "okay, they've totally destroyed enough of my creation for my personal pleasure" and decided to make a cameo as fire in the sky.
"I'm diggin' that 'smooooooke on the waaaaaterrr' thing you're doin'.  I'm just not sure where it should go from there, though."
"Shall we defer to the skyway theatrics of the Old Testament God?"
"That sounds weird, man.  Whatcha got?"
"'Fire in the sky.'  Seriously, it's right here.  That sounds pretty awesome."
"Yeah!!!  This song will make EVERYONE a guitar player!"

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