Leviticus 2 and 3 | Stuff 'bout Offerin's n' What-Have-Ye

Levicitus 2

"When you give me grain as an offering," continued God, "it has to be your best flour."

God went on to describe how it was to be prepared, how a representative portion was to be burned in the fire and the rest of the offering given to Aaron and his sons, stuff about frankincense and olive oil, and other such details available here.

Important-sounding rules were:

1.  Don't use yeast in any grain offerings.

2.  Don't use honey in grain offerings.

3.  Give the grain offerings to the priest.

4.  Mix it like so (if you care what "like so" means, you can click here again).

Leviticus 3

God described to Moses how to tell the people to present peace offerings out of their herds and flocks.  Important-sounding stuff is as follows:

1.  Male or female, but no defects.

2.  Place your hand on its head outside the Tentmoot and slaughter it in front o' the LAWD.

3.  NO EATING FAT OR BLOOD.  EVER.  NEVER NEVER EVER EAT FAT OR BLOOD.

I could have maybe drew up that last bit, and maybe I will one day, but not right now. So instead, have some Blind Guardian.

You're welcome.