Exodus 31 | Moses Finally Gets the Covenant Law Tablets
This is a short chapter that doesn't actually call for decent or witty illustrations [sorry]. Also I'm not feeling great, so even if I did manage to churn out something, it would likely be crap. Since I'd like to carry on George Carlin's tradition of not doing transitional material, here: have an intelligent_life comic instead.
God spent eleven wind-packed verses telling Moses which of the Israelites is to carry out his Tabernacle Construction Project.
Then God told Moses that the Israelites must observe the Sabbath. "Tell 'em, 'this will be a sign between me and you for generations to come so you will know I am your LORD and I make you holy."
Moses already had this written down on several rocks earlier and so tucked it away in a new wrinkle in his brain.
"Observe the Sabbath," God continued, "or you will die. Working on the Sabbath? That's a smitin'. Desecratin' the Sabbath? That's a smitin'. This is based on my taking six days to create everything and chillaxin' on the seventh day."
God then gave Moses the two tablets of covenant lawand told him to take two more every six hours while symptoms persist that God inscribed with his own godly finger.
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Then God told Moses that the Israelites must observe the Sabbath. "Tell 'em, 'this will be a sign between me and you for generations to come so you will know I am your LORD and I make you holy."
Moses already had this written down on several rocks earlier and so tucked it away in a new wrinkle in his brain.
"Observe the Sabbath," God continued, "or you will die. Working on the Sabbath? That's a smitin'. Desecratin' the Sabbath? That's a smitin'. This is based on my taking six days to create everything and chillaxin' on the seventh day."
God then gave Moses the two tablets of covenant law
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