Exodus 26-28 | Moar Buildin' th' Godhaus
Honestly these chapters are just more about building the tabernacle and whatnot. Here's the breakdown:
Exodus 26 - God tells Moses how to make the frames and curtains (embroidered with cherub images, so I suppose technically not "graven"). More about gold clasps, etc.
Exodus 27 - God tells Moses how to build an altar for burnt offerings, how to set up the courtyard, and which oil to use for the complicated lampstand.
Exodus 28 - God tells Moses how to make ephods (olden-day Jewish priest clothes) and explains how the priests are to be consecrated, stuff like that. It involved a breastpiece "for decision-makin' skills," 'cause you don't get anywhere unless you think with your chest. It ends with "make linen underwear goin' from the waist to the thigh so when the priests go in they won't incur guilt and die."
Exodus 26 - God tells Moses how to make the frames and curtains (embroidered with cherub images, so I suppose technically not "graven"). More about gold clasps, etc.
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Remember, God is a pirate; hence, his love for gold. |
Exodus 28 - God tells Moses how to make ephods (olden-day Jewish priest clothes) and explains how the priests are to be consecrated, stuff like that. It involved a breastpiece "for decision-makin' skills," 'cause you don't get anywhere unless you think with your chest. It ends with "make linen underwear goin' from the waist to the thigh so when the priests go in they won't incur guilt and die."
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The first rule of Godhaus is don't go nekkid in the Godhaus. The second rule of Godhaus is you're not listening anymore 'cause you're dead 'cause you done went nekkid in the Godhaus. |
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