Moses set up the tabernacle and altar and whatnot and then the leaders of Israel made offerings. Among these offerings were six carts and twelve oxen, which were dispersed among the Levites 'cause God said "disperse these among the Levites."
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| "When do we get beards, too?" |
For twelve days, one tribe's leader brought an offering for dedication to the altar. Lots of plates, bowls, flour, incense, and doomed livestock to be ritualistically murdered at the Divine Butcher Shop. Moses and Aaron collected the offerings and Moses heard the voice of God speak to him from between the two cherubim above the atonement cover on the Ark of the Covenant.
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| Even after the 12-day wait, the gruesome, ritualistic murder of ridiculous amounts of livestock, the precious cookware, and all the grain and incense for Tentmoot dedication, it still seemed much cheaper and considerably safer than getting an iPhone and hittin' GAWD up on SnapChat. |
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