Numbers 2 | The Shuffle
God told Moses how the Israelites were to encamp around the Tentmoot, and Moses told them, and they did it.
No, seriously. That's all that happens here.
No, seriously. That's all that happens here.
Leviticus 27 | The Divine Pawn Shop
God told Moses to tell the Israelites that Matt's really tired of typing the phrase "God told Moses to tell the Israelites." He didn't really. It probably didn't cross his mind at the time, and if it did, I would be but a lowly scribe, and therefore would be expendable and likely horrifically murdered in the manner of Aaron's sons earlier on for the wrong incense. Here's a quick reminder of what happened to them, and by which I can only dream to measure the outpouring of wrath upon my person for growing weary of something so trivial: Oh. Right. Immolation-death after a divine tantrum 'cause they burned the wrong kind of incense. Moving on, though, he told Moses to tell 'em all this stuff: --- If you wanna make a special vow to dedicate somebody to me by giving the equivalent value, males are worth more than females, and the breakdown is as follows: SOURCE : God pulled these numbers out of his mystical, shiny ass. You can vow other st...
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